I pulled my groin this week at boot camp. I mean, could I be more of an athlete?
The truth is, I didn't even know girls had groins. I always thought "groin" was just a football code word for man junk. Luckily for me, mine took a stretch during a sprint, and I loathe running (especially when other people are watching, especially when I will likely come in dead last) so much that I secretly celebrarted the day of only slight discomfort and the valid excuse to "stretch it out" while the rest of the class Prefontained it. A few ibuprofen and I was back the next day.
Tomorrow is the end of the 3-week camp. We'll get to measure any results. I've never been so excited to see a tape measure! A new camp starts in March, and I'm signing up for another tour of duty!