Wednesday, June 29, 2011

My Naked Neighbor

Don't go thinking I'm some kind of Peeping Tom. I am not. Even if I was, though, out in my 'burbs, I wouldn't even have try...

My neighbor likes to cook in the buff. No lie. He lives alone, keeps always to himself, so if that's his thing, who am I to judge? My only thought is this: he needs new blinds.

His have a small break. It isn't huge, and even if he wore JUST an apron it'd be fine for the most part, but the breach in the blinds is big enough to know that when I see buns, it's not because he's cooking hamburgers. And when I see a weiner, it's well....you get it: not hot dog night.

He starts his supper about the time I pull in from work every night. The first time I saw {all of} him I was, admittedly, a little phased. I told Dan. He didn't believe me. Like I'd make up a naked neighbor?! It wasn't too long, though, before an innocent run to the mail box for Dan turned into....a peak at the male box. Oh yes. Now he believes me.

So...who wants to come over for dinner {heehee}?!

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8 comments:

Mary De Bastos said...

HAHA! LOVE IT! You should anonymously send him a note letting him know he needs new blinds. ;) You don't want to embarrass him, but you need to protect your eyes! HA HA!

Dee Stephens said...

That's CRAZYTOWN!

Hines-Sight said...

I am laughing out loud. This is hysterical. I love that it's not "hot dog night". So funny! This is one of your best.

Mags said...

BAHAHA, I did not know people actually did that!

Kris said...

HA HA HA HA!!! That is HILARIOUS...and gross.

Sarah Beth - Dixie Gator Gal said...

eeewwwww

Anonymous said...

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Hyphen Interiors said...

Oh, man! Sounds like you have to be outside to get the view, so at least it's not right in your face as you walk through you home. Funny!

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